hey! i'm @lucasjohnston.
good news: there's a fancy animation here!
bad news: you need javascript for it to work. and this site has lit nothing else on it.
considering javascript is on virtually every device nowadays, you've probs specifically disabled it for 'security' or smth
either that or you're using a super old web browser. either way, we both know you're not enabling javascript for the sake of a pretty animation
feel free to follow me on twitter from your cli, and enjoy your non-javascript internet adventures!